Showing posts with label I KNOW i'm being Punk'd right now. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I KNOW i'm being Punk'd right now. Show all posts
Now, be able to tell the difference, and the name and date and culture of the following: 










Excellent.  Now, all you need to do is remember 71 OTHER art pieces and know the name, date, culture, and sometimes author (when available) for those as well.  Oh, and also, here's 50 vocab words.  For dessert we'll be serving a wonderful portion of "read my mind" questions.  For example: 

Which of the following is more about the roles of females? 


 Yes, We ARE aware that ALL of these are females, and it is very confusing to have to pick which one is the MOST about the role of females.  But, we don't really care.  Thanks.  


Congratulations! We put you through as much pain as possible in the amount of time we were given.  You're free!!!!!! 

Well... actually I'm off to take this STUPID test in 30 min.  Wish me luck!!
The other night Lori and I went to the lab planning on spending a couple hours finishing our Magazine layouts.  It may or may not have been the night before they were due, but whatevs.  Anyhow, Mine is supposed to be a magazine for USU.  We had to do 6 pages.  A cover, table of contents, and 4 pages that had to have at least 500 words per double page spread.  It doesn't seem like it would be that bad, but it takes up a lot of time.  Anyway a couple of hours turned into 7 and we didn't even realize it because we were having so much fun designing.  I love it, because it makes me feel like I definitely made the right decision on a major.  
Trying to turn these beauts proved to be pretty difficult.  
The day it was due, there may or may not have been some difficulties concerning a certain lady at the copy center.  She was really unpleasant towards Lori and I, but happened to be really really nice this guy Cullen.  

(My theory is that she is a lesbo and just got out of a bad relationship and has put it upon herself to ruin the lives of girls everywhere.  But that's just a theory.)

Anyway, we finally got the pages printed.  

Then, the foam board I had purchased a couple of days before was not big enough for all 6 pages.  
Great.  

So, we made a last minute visit to the Bookstore to purchase board big enough. After we got back we glued the pages on and headed to class.  On the way, the klutz that I am, I tripped UP the stairs and bent my board.  

FINALLY made it to class and the teacher said it wasn't going to ruin my grade having a creased board. Thank goodness. 

The best thing about the friendship of Lori and Kaitlyn is that throughout all of this we just laughed our little heads off until the tears came.  It was a fabulous day.

Here's the goods. 
(Minus the title page for the article, it was being stupid and didn't want to save to a jpeg)


Magazine Cover
 

Table of contents

 Title page is supposed to go here.  Maybe later. 

Student highlight Story  (Which happens to be me.  Imagine that!)




Now the class is over.  I'm happy because it is one less thing to worry about, but I am going to miss it!


Wow.  I have had one crazy weekend/week. I am NOT writing this to get pity.  Just simply to inform about my life.  Just wanted to make that clear.

 On thursday I chipped my tooth biting down on a fork... yeah, don't judge me.  Then on Friday I was super stoked because I got to go to drill state.  I had tons of fun catching up with my girls that I haven't seen forever.  Oh, and I got free candy coated almonds YUMM...  Afterwords Chelsea and I were SUPPOSED to go to a movie.  We were on our way to drop off my car so it wouldn't get towed.... AND... I got into my first wreck.

I was planning on flipping a U turn and parking on the other side of the street.  It was a double yellow line. I waited for a car that was headed in the opposite direction to pass and then I turned my wheel and pushed on the gas a little and a beamer crashed into the drivers side headlight.

The weird thing was... it didn't scare me at all.  Later I got thinking and I realized that I am really lucky that the impact didn't happen a few seconds later when I would have been completely sideways and he would have hit the drivers side door.  EEEK.

After my wreck Chelsea and I had a pretty fun night hanging out at her apartment with one of our friends    Coltin.  The next morning I woke up and realized that I had to find some way to get back to Logan... joy.  While I was stressing out about that... I got a text message from my roomie Corie that said....

"We just got robbed."

I started laughing.  This was a joke right?

Wrong.

I called her and she confirmed that it was the truth.  As soon as she told me that, I knew that my laptop had been stolen.  I asked her about it, and she checked.  Sure enough.... Kaitl's laptop MIA.  Two of my room mates had cash stolen... one $80 and the other $25 tithing money.  The other roomie had a blanket that her grandma made taken (we assume it was to carry things in).  The funny thing was that my room mate Kelsie's laptop was sitting right next to mine, and they only took mine.

My first reaction to Corie was, "Ashton! Come out.  I know you're PUNK'ing me right now."

Although we had a lot of things stolen, I was just mainly grateful that Corie and Kelsie (who were in the apartment sleeping at the time) were okay.  They had gone to sleep with their bedroom door shut and when they woke up it was wide open.  The heater was cranked up to 95 and the fan in the bathroom was on.  They felt pretty violated that whoever it was had opened their door while they were sleeping.  I don't blame them! But we have been prrretty paranoid since then.

Suddenly I am without car and laptop all in a matter of 24 hours.  BUT I went to the USU basketball game and we won so that cheered me up :)

On Sunday... (yes it continues) at about 3:00 in the afternoon (I love that in college you have to specify that) my friend Lori reminds me that the deadline to apply to be an art major is the next day.  AHH.  This  was a stressful revelation, but even MORE stressful since two things that I really needed to complete the application were missing from my life.  Lori... being the gem that she is... took me with her to Wally to get the stuff that we needed and we literally pulled all-nighters that night.  I did not even get in my bed.  I  finished my application at about 12:30 on Monday afternoon.  I felt soooo relieved.

Having no sleep actually turned out to be an awesome day though.  Lori and I were both kind of on the no-sleep high so everything was funny.  It was AWESOME!

This whole thing is kind of funny to me.  When my mom found out that I had gotten in a wreck she kept saying to people (according to Hailey's report), "When it rains, it pours."  How right she was.  The awesome thing about all of the crazy stuff that happened to me this past weekend is that all of the damage is replaceable.  No one got hurt in my wreck and all of my room mates are safe.  That's all that matters in the end.  :)  I also found out how wonderful the people around me are. I have had so much love and support shown to me. Thanks :)